Monday, July 27, 2026

Iz it Coz I'm on Blogger?

So I teamed up with Lloyd MSUX over at Art of FACELESS and wrote some lyrics which turned into a rap which turned into an exclusive track. 

This iz totally safe for work, innit. 

Play it.

Peace. 

–AN

Iz it Coz I'm on Blogger?

Lyrics 👇 play the track for free here: 👉  Art of FACELESS Music Streaming


(Beat: Heavy UK garage / 140bpm grime flex, shuffling drums, sub-bass rattling, retro dial-up sfx)
(Intro)

Yeah... look.
Is everybody on Substack innit?
Paying five quid a month to read some guy talk about crypto and sourdough.
Nah. Keep your newsletter, mate.
I’m on the real vintage gear.
Orange header. XML template. 2007 vibes.
Listen.

(Verse 1)
Substack softies writing long-ass prose,
charging ten big smacks just to touch their toes.
Got a polished little landing page, nice and neat,
but I’m tearing up the web with a raw HTML sheet.
Yeah, I’m back on Blogger, post-modern flex,
Irony thick, got 'em so perplexed.
You pay processing fees on your Stripe account?
I just click "Publish"—zero pound amount!
Layout looking like a classic Windows space,
Orange logo slapped right in your face.
You’re begging for subscribers in a corporate spam,
I’m writing filthy poetry for five fans and my gran.
Dirty little blogspot, URL long,
Writing absolute smut while I hit this bong.
Cheeky bit of prose, explicit on the screen,
Most authentic nasty site you’ve ever seen!

(Chorus)
Blogger, Blogger, still in the game,
Substack suckers doing it for fame!
Paywall this, paywall that,
I’m dropping hot fire in a vintage format!
Yeah, it feels much better, filthy and free,
Blogspot dot com is the place to be!
(Hahaha, check the sidebar, mate, I’ve got a hit counter from 2008!)

(Verse 2)
Your Substack’s boring, it’s a middle-class trap,
Full of tech bro wankers talking utter crap.
I’m dropping raw smut on a custom theme,
HTML codes making your bird scream.
<b> Make the text bold, <i> make it slick,
Post a cheeky GIF of a... well, you get the drift!
No clean design, just chaos and grit,
Got Google AdSense paying me tuppence for this shit.
They want a monthly sub for a thought-piece essay?
Nah, I give 'em filthy banter for free every Tuesday.
I’m a post-modern lad with a retro fetish,
Your Substack feed is looking dead and pettish.
Logged into Blogspot, feeling like a don,
While your paid newsletter’s got no readers on.

(Outro)
So keep your clean typography, mate.
Keep your slick dark mode and your monetisation strategies.
I’m sitting right here on a default 2005 layout,
typing complete filth,
and it feels absolute quality.
Blogspot dot com, baby.
Drop a comment in the widget if you’re real.
Peace.


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Saturday, July 25, 2026

The Truth is Out There, allegedly

In the old pit-towns where the pit-heads now stand like rusted gallows, we know a snake-oil salesman before he’s even opened his velvet carpetbag.

But up in the newsrooms of London and New York, where the coffee costs ten quid a splash, and nobody’s ever had dirt under their fingernails, they still kneel, open-mouthed and take the seed of the Billionaire Tech Bros, then turn around and spit it into their dirty rags like it's newsroom nectar.

They call it press release journalism. We call it regurgitated bollox.

Every six months, some soft-handed silicon messiah, a Dario, a Sam, an Elon in an ironic T-shirt mounts a stage in California, looks into the lens with the hollow eyes of a cult leader, and wanks another alt-life fantasy into our faces.

"The end of human labour is nigh!" they bray. "An apocalypse of automation! Hypergrowth! Hyper-inequality! Work will become optional!"

And what does the mainstream press machine do? It laps up the hype, sets the font to 72-point Dystopia, and broadcasts the sermon to the masses. They sell us the fear because fear keeps you quiet, doesn't it? If you think a machine is taking your job by Tuesday, you won't complain about the wage freeze on Monday.

Only now, the fog is thinning, and the shine is rubbing off the tin.

Look at the figures they tried to hide behind the thunderous declarations. Anthropic, Amodei’s own golden goose, runs a study in 2026 and finds... nothing. No systematic spike in unemployment for exposed workers. Claude, their prized digital saviour, covers a paltry 33% of tasks in maths and computing. Theoretically, it could do 100%, they tell us. Theoretically, I can be anything I want to be. Including a unicorn.

And then comes Sam Altman, doing his little PR pivot in the spring light. Suddenly, the man who warned of mass economic execution is shuffling his feet and mumbling that maybe, just maybe, we won't have a jobs apocalypse after all. A feint? Of course it’s a feint. When the public starts burning with rage because their electric bills are doubling to power datacentre furnaces in their backyards, you tone down the sci-fi villain talk and stop stroking your hairless cat.

The truth is, the grand AI epochal promise is choking on its own vanity.

They’ve built a house of cards on the back of a stochastic parrot in the same way I'm overdosing on mixed metaphors. They tell us these algorithms are on the verge of General Intelligence, yet the things can’t even tie their own laces without hallucinating a fluffy slipper. It can mimic the syntax of a poet, aye, but it doesn't know the ache in a person's lower back after twelve hours on a cold concrete floor. It mimics words without context, sound without soul, noise without meaning.

And the cost! By the gods, the cost of it all.

They’re burning through hundreds of billions of dollars a year. They’re building energy-slurping datacentres that draw more juice than the whole of Japan, driving up local power rates so a hedge-fund analyst can generate bad clip art for another post on LinkedIn and automated corporate apology emails. The tech-heavy Nasdaq stumbles, down eight per cent off its peak, as investors realise the models depreciate faster than a second-hand hatchback with a blown head gasket. They are losing money hand over fist, chasing a digital ghost.

An AI can do ninety per cent of a task, but if it fails the ten per cent that requires actual human judgment, context, and empathy, you haven't saved a penny. You’ve just hired a very expensive idiot to make your mistakes at lightspeed.

Where does that leave us, the working class watching this circus from the seats right at the back without a cushion?

It leaves us holding the bill, as usual. If there’s an apocalypse coming, it’s not the sci-fi dream of robots doing our dishes while we paint watercolours in the sun. It’s the grimy, everyday threat of hyper-surveillance, algorithmic wage-skimming, and gig-economy servitude. They don't want to replace us with gods; they want to box us in with monitors.

The tech bros promised us the heavens, but all they’ve built is a bigger furnace to burn our futures in. And the mainstream press, blind as moles in the dark, still print the hype like it’s written in stone by the hand of Maradona before VAR.

The truth is out there, allegedly. But you won't find it in any press release, and you won't find it in the headlines of the papers that feed on them. You’ll find it in the cold light of reality, where the numbers don't add up, the power grid is humming to near-breaking, and the working person is still cleaning their shitty toilets, doing the real work, while the billionaires buy up all the barbed wire to keep us out of their gated, sunny uplands.

Monday, July 20, 2026

The Feed is Fucked

 

I still remember some idiot who actually followed me, reposting one of my old fashion photos from the mid-2000s and passing it off as their own. Low-res, sure, but undeniably mine. They didn’t even realise I was the one who took it. No snide theft, no calculated heist—just pure, brain-dead oblivion. I didn't blast them. I just dropped a quiet comment. They panicked and deleted their entire account.

It wasn’t a one-off, either. A blog post I wrote once showed up weeks later, almost word-for-word, in a mainstream newspaper under someone else’s fucking byline. After that, I tapped out. I shifted the narrative, pulled back, and made myself a hell of a lot harder to find.

Fast forward to now, and I’m watching the exact same dumpster fire spin again—only louder, faster, and dripping with hysterical rage.

Artists are fleeing from one platform to another, screaming bloody murder about AI theft and exploitation, while simultaneously chucking their latest work straight into the feed without a second thought. Sharing drafts. Sharing poems. Sharing every half-baked idea they have.

The outrage is real, but so is the fucking hypocrisy.

We scream into the void about machines being trained on our work, about tech corporations stealing our style, our tone, and our aesthetic DNA. But does the oversharing stop? No. It’s a compulsive itch. Bluesky, Instagram, Substack—it’s all just a different window in the exact same burning house.

And let’s drop the holy-artisan act for a second: this isn't just Big Tech screwing us. The nastier truth is that artists steal from each other. We always have. The digital age just made it frictionless. No gatekeepers, sure, but no shields either. No pay. No memory. It’s like the last twenty years taught us fuck all.

And still, we keep posting.

This isn't a whiny takedown; it’s a reality check. A reckoning with our own vanity, our hunger, and the slow, pathetic collapse of artistic ownership in an age where everything is algorithmic. It’s about our addiction to validation loops and the steep price of being "seen." It’s about what happens to art when it stops existing to be felt and starts existing merely to be streamed.

And maybe, just maybe, it’s a demand to shut the fuck up and stop.

Stop Performing Your Drafts

We didn’t used to need a fucking audience for every single thought. Not like this. Not for the rough sketches, the dead-end drafts, the scrawled margin notes, or the blurry photos taken out of a train window. Those things used to stay in sketchbooks, darkroom trays, and private hard drives—never intended for anyone else's eyes.

Then came the friend button. Then the fucking like button.

Back in the early days of Facebook—before the algorithms turned it into a digital panopticon—sharing actually felt like something. A nod between people. A bit of mutual curiosity. But it didn't take long for tech lords to code dopamine straight into the bloodstream of the feed.

Every post became a performance.

Every image became a product.

Every hit of engagement became a micro-dose of self-worth.

Creatives are absolute suckers for this. We work alone. We’re riddled with self-doubt. We desperately want resonance. The platforms knew it, exploited it, and engineered an addiction out of it.

Sherry Turkle called it "being alone together." Jaron Lanier pegged it as a marketplace where you are the commodity. Byung-Chul Han laid it out cold: the transparency we thought we wanted just became a tool for self-surveillance. What people call "visibility" now is just naked exposure with a better marketing spin.

What used to be an occasional showcase is now a reflexive twitch. You’re an artist? Cool. Where’s your portfolio, your daily reel, your process shot, your unboxing video, your teaser, your face?

Fuck off. Art takes time. Or at least, it should. Some ideas need years to surface; others should rot quietly in a drawer. But the machine demands instant gratification and high gloss all at once. Be perfect. Be authentic. Be constant.

Every post is an exhausting performance of existence. Every silence is treated as a career failure. No wonder everyone is burnt out.

But worse than the burnout is the erosion. The erosion of instinct, of risk, of letting an idea sit in the dark while you figure out what the fuck it actually is. When you throw a half-finished poem to the crowd for instant validation, is it even yours anymore? Or does it already belong to the algorithm and the silent mob?

We aren't posting for community. We’re posting for the faint chance of being noticed. And if you’re telling yourself you’re "just sharing for yourself"—cut the bullshit. If you were truly doing it for yourself, it wouldn't be on the internet.

The Unpaid Laborers of the Machine Age

Let’s be brutally clear: these platforms aren't neutral pinboards. They don't just host your content; they harvest it.

Every brushstroke, caption, and raw 3 a.m. brain-dump you uploaded thinking nobody cared? It’s all been sucked up. We didn’t just help build the web—we trained the fucking monster that's eating us alive.

Generative AI systems aren't creative. They’re composite parasites. They chop up and remix whatever’s been fed into them. A painting you meant for a gallery ends up mashed into Midjourney. A paragraph written for a tight-knit circle becomes the training data for a chatbot's sarcastic tone. You post a poem, and six months later a synthetic clone of your voice reads a bastardized version of it back to you in an ad.

No consent. No ownership. No credit.

The rage against AI scraping is completely justified, but let’s stop pretending it’s purely a tech issue. It’s a cultural failure. We made ourselves infinitely mineable because we couldn't stop feeding the feed.

Look at the trainwreck over at DeviantArt. People who spent a decade building portfolios woke up to find their style cloned by generative tools in the most grotesque ways imaginable. They put up protest banners, but it was already too late—the model had digested their life's work and wiped its mouth. Reddit closed off its API because LLMs were gorging on human conversation. Tumblr artists panicked and ran. Yet the cycle never changes: protest, migrate, overshare, regret.

Now writers are pouring everything into Substack and Bluesky thinking it’s a cozy, safe haven. It’s an illusion. The content is public. The bots are crawling. Nothing online is "just for your followers."

When OpenAI quietly admitted in 2023 that its training data sucked up publicly available books, blogs, and poetry without licensing, the line between inspiration and ingestion wasn't just blurred—it was erased entirely.

We are unpaid teachers in a classroom we never asked to join, training machines, giant platforms, and shameless peers with bigger followings who know how to turn your leak into their product launch. The system isn't broken. It’s working exactly as designed. And our relentless need for attention is the fuel.

Friendly Fire and the Collapse of the Commons

Theft doesn’t always come with a corporate logo attached. Sometimes it comes with a friendly DM, a follow, and a string of fire emojis. Then, weeks later, your exact visual metaphor or phrasing gets echoed back to you by someone else, stripped of its origins.

This is the theft nobody likes to talk about: peer-to-peer. The ambient, osmotic leeching that makes you question your own sanity. Did I write that? Didn't I post that exact concept last spring?

It’s hard to call out because it’s rarely a planned heist. Someone absorbs your work while doomscrolling, forgets where they saw it, and re-digests it into something that feels "original" to them.

In the analogue days, friction saved us. If you read a zine or saw a local gig, you remembered the source. But in the infinite scroll of the feed, everything is tossed into the same lukewarm soup. Meaning gets flattened. Authorship gets erased. And whoever has the biggest platform automatically becomes the "creator."

I’ve lived it. Beyond the fashion photo I had to chase down, I’ve seen my written work reincarnated in mainstream articles—paragraphs lifted almost verbatim, same argument, different name at the top. It’s not legally actionable; it’s just soul-eroding. There’s no algorithm coming to restore context or hand out justice.

This is the friendly fire of the digital age, built on our stupid assumption of good faith. We wanted to believe in community, but the reality is simple: everyone is fucking starving. Starving for content, for visibility, for a break. And if your work provides a stepping stone for someone else to climb? Too bad. That’s the game.

Influence is fine. Borrowing, remixing, and responding are as old as art itself. But there is a massive line between dialogue and extraction.

The real tragedy here is that we stopped building actual creative commons and settled for algorithmic feeds instead. A commons requires care, respect, and memory. A feed just burns through content for engagement, rewarding whoever posts first and loudest.

Theft doesn't need bad intent anymore. It just needs a lack of discipline, a lot of speed, and an audience that doesn't give a shit who made it first.

— A.N.

Iz it Coz I'm on Blogger?

So I teamed up with Lloyd MSUX over at Art of FACELESS and wrote some lyrics which turned into a rap which turned into an exclusive track.  ...